Seriously?!

Who the hell gives you movable objects as directional landmarks?

The response when asked was, "Well! Those CARS were there when I called to have you pick me up!! If you wouldn't have TAKEN 30 MINUTES to get here, you would have seen them!!!"

So then, why was there a 30 minute delay?

Because some State Trooper with NO LIFE was chilling out on the old highway at the town line and his radar picked us up GOING 30 MPH IN A 25 MPH ZONE!! AND proceeded to pull us over. I was laughing so hard, he must have thought I was on drugs.

Who really does that? It's after midnight, on a road that no one uses, we were going 5 miles over the limit.

Someone CLEARLY has nothing better to do.